landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: hentaisavedmylife, via twentysunrises)

"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."

(via jeweledlotus)

Oh my god.

(via refusetobebrokenx3)

(Source: i-am-my-own-mind, via twentysunrises)

bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via twentysunrises)